30+ Hilarious Cat-ecdotes About Kitty Criminals Using Their Good Looks To Live With Multiple Families

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Blake Seidel • Managing Editor & Brand Manager
Apr 29, 2023 12:00 PM EDT

You can never truly own a cat, some say….and they're right. If you've ever had a wandering cat in your neighborhood, who begs to come in and is hungry, wants attention, likes to nap in particular spaces, it's probably someone else's cat and they're using you. Nevertheless, we'll let them use us because why not, and they're pretty darn cute.

These hilarious cat-ectdotes tell the stories of people who don't have a cat, and yet have a cat that wanders into their house at their leisure to take advantage of free food, treats, and head scratches. This is the most cat-like thing a cat can do, especially when they probably have a house full of people that love them. Oh well, cats will be cats. These funny stories put a smile on our face and made us wonder where our little munchkin goes during the day! Does your cat wander around? They probably have 4 other families as well!

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  • 01
    Cat - Daniel farmer @Mumraa Replying to @generoom This is Beau. He was our neighbours cat. He used to come in through an open window and we'd wake up with him at the end of the bed. One day he has a collar on. I spoke to the neighbours and they hadn't put it on him either...so god knows how many others people he was visiting 11:15 AM Mar 28, 2021 330
    via @Mumraa

    Oh, Beau, what a sneaky little devil you are! Good thing you're cute, so we'll let it slide. But furreal though, how many owners does Beau have? Maybe this is why he's chunky and funky.

  • 02
    Lighting - Kaya La Roche @KayaLaRoche Replying to @generoom Walking past the church & heard meowing "Millie?!" 45 12:10 PM Mar 28, 2021 MAHL . 279
    via @KayaLaRoche
  • 03
    Cat - Clare Reeve @Clare Jennifer Replying to @generoom Bentley never went far, until one day he was gone for 72 hours. We put up posters in the neighbourhood and got a phone call on day 3; A woman in the next street came home to find him asleep on her bed! She rang my number and brought him home, looking sorry for himself. 2:00 PM Mar 28, 2021 271
    via @Clare_Jennifer

    Bentley! If you want to keep up this secret lover, you can't make these big mistakes like going missing for 72 hours. Not that we have experience with that, but we have watched a lot of crime series. Just saying.

  • 04
    Cat - chalkitdown @chalkitdown Replying to @generoom Black and white cat on left is mine, MOSTLY black cat to right is not, but I'm pretty sure he spends more time in our house than his own. He LOVES sleeping on the upstairs window sills. The friendliest cat ever! 8:53 PM Mar 28, 2021 17 . Ⓡ
    via @chalkitdown
  • 05
    Cat - Caroline @MrsB_03 Replying to @generoom Yes we have a regular visitor who is a neighbour's cat. Spends a lot of time sleeping in the greenhouse. Getting a big boisterous labrador has decreased the visits slightly but nowhere near as much as you'd expect! She even follows us on walks! 11:29 AM Mar 28, 2021 46
    via @MrsB_03
  • 06
    Plant - Kara @KaraAcacia Replying to @generoom I had this issue but with 4 cats coming to the house! This is one! Literally caught in the action 3:50 PM Mar 28, 2021 541
    via @KaraAcacia
  • 07
    Cat - FernGhillie @gravewaxcandles Replying to @generoom My neighbor's cat, Cooper. He has countless nap houses in the neighborhood. Rudest friend I've ever had 5:15 PM Mar 28, 2021 196 Ⓡ
    via @gravewaxcandles
  • 08
    Cat - Jacqueline Benson @JacquelBenson Replying to @Raygs1 @generoom and @RussInCheshire Affronted is exactly the term. I have a visiting cat who makes himself very comfortable on an armchair. If I approach him with a plan to move him, he looks at me as if to say, "Yes?" He also sneaks through the back window, but he is very cute. 9:59 AM Mar 28, 2021 2.3K
    via @JacquelBenson
  • 09
    Photograph - synchroma @SynchromaHQ S Replying to @generoom That would explain this suspicious lump found in my bed. I don't own a cat. 9:14 AM Mar 28, 2021 2.9K . O
    via @SynchromaHQ
  • 10
    Cat - Jen Silverman @buffalovey Replying to @generoom This is Murray. A neighbor just told me this morning that she gives him catnip. Other neighbors have told me they buy him treats and one even has a litter box for him. He's maintaining at least four other families on our block. 8:39 PM Mar 28, 2021 59
    via @buffalovey
  • 11
    Product - K9 K9 Magazine @K9Magazine Replying to @generoom Similar. Those are most certainly our dogs. That's definitely our house. But that cat, nope. We don't own a black cat. 6:59 PM Mar 28, 2021 7 .
    via @K9Magazine
  • 12
    Cat - Amélie #BeMoreJill @Lady_Amelie_ Replying to @generoom and @RussInCheshire I went to feed my neighbours cats as the humans were on holiday. I found my cat in their dog bed 9:49 AM Mar 28, 2021 La! 1.8K i
    via @Lady_Amelie_
  • 13
    Cat - Bridget @BridgetBeagle Replying to @generoom Just learned last year that my boy Seb is known as "Frankie" by the neighbors down the street, where he spends a lot of time. They thought he belonged to other neighbors further down the street, so who know how many residences he really has! 5:18 PM Mar 28, 2021 64
    via @BridgetBeagle
  • 14
    Cat - Andy Jolley @ajjolley Replying to @generoom Lionel used to go through a neighbours cat flap and steal their Siamese cats specially food The neighbour came round to complain Mrs J put on her best teacher voice and said "I'll have a word with him" It didn't work 10:31 AM Mar 28, 2021 137
    via @ajjolley
  • 15
    Brown - Jenna Penfold @Jen_PTS_ Wales Replying to @generoom and @DizzyDoodler My neighbours cat. He's at the door 7am and comes in and sleeps here most of the day until we kick him out to go home at 10pm 9:59 AM Mar 28, 2021 2.6K
    via @Jen_PTS_
  • 16
    Photograph - WaveBird @flying_mason Replying to @generoom I do not officially own a cat, but for half the day I own this cat. We call her "Silly". She claims to be starving, but is also very particular with which treats we should buy her. She seems to lead several lives under several identities lol 3:06 PM Mar 28, 2021 65 RAPTORS FINANS 2019 NB
    via @flying_mason
  • 17
    Cat - Aggie M @AggieSSTID Replying to @generoom This floof belonged to a neighbour in the street behind. I did make an attempt to return her, but she didn't want her back. I now have very happy children and a very spoilt cat! 11:51 AM Mar 28, 2021 183 Ⓡ
    via @AggieSSTID
  • 18
    Dog - Mo (GIVE ME ALL OF THE KALE) @moparoyal Replying to @generoom I have one of those - he's obsessed with my dog, and forces his way in. Claw marks all down the front door. 11:58 AM Mar 28, 2021 7.2K Ⓡ
    via @moparoyal
  • 19
    Cat - Marie @marietyrer Replying to @generoom and @iainlee Cat on the left = my cat... Cat on the right = not my cat !! 9:57 AM Mar 28, 2021 116 â–¾
    via @marietyrer
  • 20
    Cat - Clare Osborn @WandleHens Replying to @generoom Neighbours cat used to sneak in when I was with my hens in the garden. He'd have an afternoon nap in the spare room. Then he'd wake up and demand to be let out the front door 5 minutes before his mummy got home from work. 10:03 AM Mar 28, 2021 351 Ⓡ
    via @WandleHens
  • 21
    Cat - Unna Klingklang #BLM #ACAB @UnnaKling Klang Replying to @generoom This is 'Greta' (real name Winston) who's been visiting us daily since we moved to the SW. She sits in the front window & caused a couple (her humans) to do a double-take when they walked by. We've not met due to the pandemic & they're moving soon. We will miss Greta. 12:49 PM Mar 28, 2021 98
    via @UnnaKlingKlang
  • 22
    Cat - Rebecca Warrington @RebWarr13 Replying to @generoom This is ginge. He has 4 homes. He is currently asleep on my on the sofa. He is not my cat. Or actually called ginge, but he responds to it and he is so handsome. 11:06 AM Mar 28, 2021 8.7K Ⓡ
    via @RebWarr13
  • 23
    Furniture - Michael Hubank @generoom The neighbours just put the house up for sale. Couldn't resist checking it out on Zoopla. That's our bloody cat. 8:12 AM Mar 28, 2021 290K 13/14 Ⓡ
    via @generoom
  • 24
    Product - Replying to @generoom This is Pumbaa who is #notmycat - he likes letting himself in through the catflap so he can go upstairs and have a nap in this handbag Emily Winter @emmiewinter 10:17 PM Mar 28, 2021 3 16
    via @emmiewinter
  • 25
    Cat - goldie @goldstargunner Replying to @generoom and @Holbornlolz Say hello to Milo who has a job in retail,turns up when the shop opens, gets put out when it closes,must have at least a half hour commute and never phones in sick!! -2-232CAR BA 12:48 PM Mar 28, 2021 75
    via @goldstargunner
  • 26
    Product - Kevin Ryder @1KevinRyder Replying to @generoom The white one is not ours, our black one is in its clean litter tray... 9:47 AM Mar 28, 2021 109 CO M BIR Ⓡ
    via @1KevinRyder
  • 27
    Cat - Jon @ormondroyd Replying to @JamieLichtie @generoom and @RussInCheshire A super-tough, highly territorial, squirrel-killing, dog- attacking cat of mine used to go and sit for endless hours with our housebound elderly neighbour, before going back to his day job of stealing dogfood from the other neighbours' rottweilers 9:32 AM Mar 28, 2021 3.7K
    via @ormondroyd
  • 28
    Automotive parking light - Ignition Media @IgnitionM Replying to @generoom and @jeckythump Everyday, this visits us in the workshop and looks very miffed when we leave :) and sleeps in the oddest places (and we have bought her a bed :) www.rsf-maquinaria.com 12:24 PM Mar 28, 2021 282 . 0287 VE
    via @IgnitionM
  • 29
    Comfort - Raygs @Raygs1 Replying to @generoom and @RussInCheshire Taken last week and #notmycat. Spent ages trying to gently shoo it out (I didn't want to accidentally lock it in) but was roundly ignored. In the end I had to pick it up and physically eject it. It was *affronted*. 9:39 AM Mar 28, 2021 1.6K i
    via @Raygs1
  • 30
    Cat - Ilona McKie @llonaMcKie Replying to @generoom and @John Whaite Our neighbours cat comes round most days, spends all day here. We kick her out to go home in the evening. Thankfully we are good friends with the neighbour. This is how she demands to be let in. 11:13 AM Mar 28, 2021 2K
    via @llonaMcKie
  • 31
    Cat - Philip George @wolfmanjak64 Replying to @generoom and @Bazza1983 This guy visits most days, lives in a lovely house with a lovely family that adore him 10:04 AM Mar 28, 2021 196 i
    via @wolfmanjak64
  • 32
    Cat - Kevin Lewis @WaterlooDogg Replying to @generoom and @AlexJHilton #NotMyCat trying to open the blinds in my flat so he can see watch his owner walk past. 10:31 AM Mar 28, 2021 192 Ⓡ
    via @WaterlooDogg
  • 33
    Organism - Lori King @1loriking Replying to @lucysunman and @generoom Meet Bandit, my neighbours cat. Bandit has decided he likes our house better after his humans got a dog. Neighbours have pretty much given up on trying to get bandit to stay home, their poor little guy though misses his cat, but Bandit has decided a house w/cats, better than dogs 3:32 PM Mar 28, 2021 1.6K
    via @1loriking
  • 34
    Cat - Kelly Lantz @KellyLantz Replying to @generoom This is Timmy. He's been to our house every day for 4 years. We just found out who is real parents are last month. His real name is "Catkins" but he answers to Timmy. 12:03 PM Mar 28, 2021 157 .
    via @KellyLantz
  • 35
    Property - Sam @gettheshotsin Replying to @generoom Brilliant. this is my cat, that's not my house. 12:09 PM Mar 28, 2021 6.7K i
    via @gettheshotsin
  • 36
    Cat - hanna @skye_hans_VII Replying to @generoom Once got a note in our mailbox from a neighbour who fed strays about a cat who was "very sweet and friendly" and always seemed to be desperately starving so she must need a home for winter. It was our cat, she was usually very mean, and she was on a diet. Ms Muffin herself: 1:29 PM Mar 28, 2021 669 . O
    via @skye_hans_VII
  • 37
    Cat - Damon Cox @damonfcox Replying to @generoom These were the next door neighbour's cats. Once the neighbours had gone to work each day, they'd be meowing outside the back door to come in here! Very affectionate pair, and the neighbour could rest in the knowledge that they knew the cats were always safe and never far away! 1:37 PM Mar 28, 2021 567 i
    via @damonfcox
  • 38
    Vertebrate - Laura Eve @lauraeve89 Replying to @generoom A neighbour's cat visits us every day without fail. Usually sits outside the door looking perturbed until dreamies are proffered 10:33 AM Mar 28, 2021 1.5K . KE
    via @lauraeve89
  • 39
    Cat - Mary Meacham @MaryPlanAhead Replying to @generoom This is Stanley. Stanley us our cat. This is the house down the road..... 2:46 PM Mar 28, 2021 273
    via @MaryPlanAhead

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